Upcoming events and things to do in Asheville, NC. Below is a list of events for festivals, concerts, art exhibitions, group meetups and more.

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Thursday, March 28, 2019
Virtual Reality Public Nights
Mar 28 @ 6:00 pm – 9:00 pm
Better Than Unicorns

These are our regular Public Events. If you want to schedule a private session you can here: https://www.betterthanunicorns.com/play-vr/

We pick the games, you pay a flat admission fee of $15 ($10 for students) and jam!
Come early… we will queue players up as you show up!

Sign our waiver, rules, and media release ahead of time here: https://www.betterthanunicorns.com/play-vr/

Bring your friends and #getyourheadinthegame!

Become a Patreon to join our inner circle to explore how deep the immersive rabbit hole goes: https://www.patreon.com/betterthanunicorns!

https://www.facebook.com/events/302734167026800/?event_time_id=302734290360121

YMCA Adult Cooking Class – All Things Cauliflower
Mar 28 @ 6:00 pm – 7:30 pm
YMCA of WNC Nutrition

Have you always wanted to try out the fun recipes you see using cauliflower, such as cauliflower pizza crust or fried “rice”? Now is your chance! You will work with other participants in this hands-on class to make recipes that all use cauliflower, while learning the benefits of this nutritious plant from a Registered Dietitian.

Class is open to the public and located at the downtown Asheville YMCA in the Multipurpose Room 2. Cost is $10 for YMCA members, and $15 for non-members. Must be 16 or older. For more information or to register, visit the front desk of the downtown YMCA or call Lauren at 828-575-2939 or email [email protected].

https://www.facebook.com/events/1003045606553931/

Beginner Exotic Pole
Mar 28 @ 6:30 pm – 7:30 pm
Danceclub Asheville

This Beginner Exotic Pole class is an introductory class that teaches the sultry, sexy side of Pole dance. Choreographed routines will include plenty of body waves, hair whips, heel clacks, booty pops, and so much more! Learn how to lead movement with confidence, fluidity, and expression.

What to wear:
*Heels
*Leg warmers or knee pads
*Booty shorts
*Don’t be afraid to bump up your outfit a bit. The sexier the better!
Sign up here: https://clients.mindbodyonline.com/classic/ws?studioid=330572&stype=-104&sView=day&sLoc=0

https://www.facebook.com/events/385160025606417/

Beginning Stained Glass with Catherine Bruggeman
Mar 28 @ 6:30 pm – 8:30 pm
McDowell Arts Council Association

Beginning Stained Glass: Foil Method!
Four-week series at MACA ?

Instructor: Catherine Bruggeman
Course Questions: 910.915.9104
Registration 828.652.8610 or at mcdowellarts.org
Location: MACA 50 S Main st. Marion, NC
Times: Thursdays in March | March 7, 14, 21, & 28 | 6:30-8:30 pm
Cost: $135.00

This is a 4-week beginner’s course in handcrafting stained glass
panels. Sessions will meet from 6:30-8:30 pm on Thursdays, March
7, 14, 21, and 28th

Students will get an overview of the history, design, methods and techniques used in designing and creating stained glass windows. Students will complete a 14×14 inch quilt block pattern and use their choice of colors. Background color will be Single Glue Chip Clear to make your design POP! Students learn by hands on application as they are instructed on a step by step approach to; selecting glass color and texture, preparing the pattern, “cutting” (scoring) glass, foiling, staging and soldering, and finally, cleaning, finishing, framing and displaying the panel.

Syllabus

Week 1 History, Construction Methods, Pattern Selection, Glass Selection, and pattern Prep., Number and Cut.
-Complete all steps to begin “cutting” next week. Students can complete their pattern prep at home if time does not allow.

Week 2 We Score! (“cut” practice glass)
Use of Pliers, Breaking techniques, Pattern Placement, Number, “Cut” and clean all pieces. Discuss Foil method, types of foil.
-All pieces must be “cut” during session. Careful with drinks- glass
flies!

Week 3 Foil all pieces and “map” Placement, accurately fit.
-Complete all foiling and placement-ready to solder. Homework, can complete foiling at home if necessary.

Week 4 Solder! Flux, Tack and bead panel, flip, repeat! Add hanging Hardware, Clean and patina (Optional), Show off!!! Picture Time.
-No snacks tonight! You may transfer some chemicals with your hands. You will be framing the project with wood (optional).

Supplied by Instructor for use during the class.
1. Pattern, Choice of Glass, Pattern Scissors (if necessary), Paper and sharpies, Glass cutters and oil, paper
towels and cloths, Breaking and Grozing Pliers, Running Pliers, Adhesive backed Copper Foil,
Burnishing tool, Project “board”, Flux and Flux Brush, Solder and soldering Iron, Whiting (cleaning
material for class) and brushes, Patina (optional), Hang rings or Wood frame.
2. Safety Goggles, BANDAIDES! Yup- you will need them at least once during the 4 sessions? Aprons.
3. Weekly Handouts with tips and tricks.
4. FABULOUS instruction and Fun!

https://www.facebook.com/events/2361904214039437/

Beginning Stained Glass with Catherine Bruggeman
Mar 28 @ 6:30 pm – 8:30 pm
McDowell Arts Council Association

Beginning Stained Glass: Foil Method!
Four-week series at MACA ?

Instructor: Catherine Bruggeman
Course Questions: 910.915.9104
Registration 828.652.8610 or at mcdowellarts.org
Location: MACA 50 S Main st. Marion, NC
Times: Thursdays in March | March 7, 14, 21, & 28 | 6:30-8:30 pm
Cost: $135.00

This is a 4-week beginner’s course in handcrafting stained glass
panels. Sessions will meet from 6:30-8:30 pm on Thursdays, March
7, 14, 21, and 28th

Students will get an overview of the history, design, methods and techniques used in designing and creating stained glass windows. Students will complete a 14×14 inch quilt block pattern and use their choice of colors. Background color will be Single Glue Chip Clear to make your design POP! Students learn by hands on application as they are instructed on a step by step approach to; selecting glass color and texture, preparing the pattern, “cutting” (scoring) glass, foiling, staging and soldering, and finally, cleaning, finishing, framing and displaying the panel.

Syllabus

Week 1 History, Construction Methods, Pattern Selection, Glass Selection, and pattern Prep., Number and Cut.
-Complete all steps to begin “cutting” next week. Students can complete their pattern prep at home if time does not allow.

Week 2 We Score! (“cut” practice glass)
Use of Pliers, Breaking techniques, Pattern Placement, Number, “Cut” and clean all pieces. Discuss Foil method, types of foil.
-All pieces must be “cut” during session. Careful with drinks- glass
flies!

Week 3 Foil all pieces and “map” Placement, accurately fit.
-Complete all foiling and placement-ready to solder. Homework, can complete foiling at home if necessary.

Week 4 Solder! Flux, Tack and bead panel, flip, repeat! Add hanging Hardware, Clean and patina (Optional), Show off!!! Picture Time.
-No snacks tonight! You may transfer some chemicals with your hands. You will be framing the project with wood (optional).

Supplied by Instructor for use during the class.
1. Pattern, Choice of Glass, Pattern Scissors (if necessary), Paper and sharpies, Glass cutters and oil, paper
towels and cloths, Breaking and Grozing Pliers, Running Pliers, Adhesive backed Copper Foil,
Burnishing tool, Project “board”, Flux and Flux Brush, Solder and soldering Iron, Whiting (cleaning
material for class) and brushes, Patina (optional), Hang rings or Wood frame.
2. Safety Goggles, BANDAIDES! Yup- you will need them at least once during the 4 sessions? Aprons.
3. Weekly Handouts with tips and tricks.
4. FABULOUS instruction and Fun!

https://www.facebook.com/events/2361904214039437/?event_time_id=2361904224039436

Thirsty Thursday/Vinyl Night!
Mar 28 @ 6:30 pm – 8:30 pm
Sweeten Creek Brewing

$1 off flagships!

It’s like Open Mic night, but every song is guaranteed to sound good! Share your vinyls with us and we’ll play them for you! 6:30 – 8:30

https://www.facebook.com/events/347259619444923/?event_time_id=347259682778250

An Evening with Danielle Miraglia
Mar 28 @ 7:00 pm – 8:30 pm
Isis Music Hall

Boston Area Folk/Blues Musician Danielle Miraglia returns to Asheville! She comes armed with a strong steady thumb on an old Gibson, an infectious stomp-box rhythm and harmonica with tunes ranging from heart-felt to socially conscious that will move both your heart and hips.

$15 Advance / $15 Day of Show

Seated Lounge Show:: Limited Tables Available with a Dinner Reservation :: All Other Seating is First Come First Serve General Admission :: Please Call Venue for Dinner (Table) Reservations

https://www.facebook.com/events/301870184017610/

Appalachian Storytelling Extravaganza
Mar 28 @ 7:00 pm – 9:00 pm
Blue Ridge Community College

Storytelling is as old as man has inhabited the Appalachian mountains. Local and regional storytellers take the stage with music and stories bringing to life the legends and myths of the mountains featuring acclaimed storytellers Freeman Owle, Ronnie Pepper and Michael “Badhair” Williams.

https://www.facebook.com/events/231650797745126/

Asheville Jewish Film Festival – The Samuel Project
Mar 28 @ 7:00 pm – Mar 29 @ 1:00 pm
Fine Arts Theatre

THE SAMUEL PROJECT
Director: Marc Fusco
Language: English
92 Minutes

Thursday, March 28 at 7:00 pm
Friday, March 29 at 1:00 pm
All tickets $10

The Samuel Project is about a teenager (Ryan Ochoa) who gets to know his grandfather Samuel (Hal Linden) for the first time when he makes him the subject of a senior year animated art project. With dreams of becoming a professional artist, the teen discovers that his grandpa, a Jewish dry cleaner, was heroically saved from Nazi capture in Germany by a young woman when he was a boy. After hesitating, Samuel agrees to tell his story for the project—a story he hasn’t told in over 75 years. In the end Eli’s project makes the finals in a countywide art showcase where he unveils his animated ‘Samuel Project’ with the help of his unlikely friend Kasim, an electric guitar wielding school misfit. And after decades, three generations of Eli’s family finally connect with one another.

Tickets may be purchased in advance at the Fine Arts Theatre Box Office, or online at AshevilleJewishFilmFestival.com.

Watch the trailer:
https://youtu.be/0aDjaNmFtCM

https://www.facebook.com/events/293386804671607/

Atlanta Actors! A special audition technique intensive w/ Erica!
Mar 28 @ 7:00 pm – 10:00 pm

Calling all ATLANTA ACTORS!
In this one-night event, Casting Director Erica S. Bream will take actors through three unique audition experiences:

Self-taping
Live callbacks
Cold reads

Erica will guide actors through these exercises, pointing out the different techniques necessary for each while providing feedback, tips and hints along the way.

All in-class work will be recorded and available for actors to re-watch for an extra learning opportunity.

Hone your technique in this special one-night event!
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FAQs

How is this class different than any other audition technique class?

Erica wants actors to understand the fundamental differences between these different types of auditions. The best way to discern this is to practice them back-to-back, breaking down the process as you go. Erica has seen hundreds of thousands of auditions over the course of her career and is passionate about demystifying this process for actors.

Are there ID or minimum age requirements to enter the event?

All actors aged 10 and up are welcome!

Do I need to pick my own sides?

Erica will provide all material for class and an industry-standard amount of time to prepare it. You just need to show up, ready to work!

What’s the refund policy?

Full refunds will be honored up until two weeks before class (Mar. 14th is the cut-off.)

Is my registration fee or ticket transferable?

Sure! Just make sure Erica knows who the new attendee is at least a week before class so she can assign appropriate material.

https://www.facebook.com/events/321706618461168/

Durham Hall’s Grand Opening!
Mar 28 @ 7:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Durham Hall

Please join us at 230 East main Street for our Open House! We will be unveiling a part of Walhalla’s History – a part of history that has been hidden for over 113 years! Luke Riley Smith will be our special guest performing that night! As well as Erin Hansen, a very talented Harpist! You don’t want to miss it!

https://www.facebook.com/events/706851946399118/

Girl Group Music Bingo!
Mar 28 @ 7:00 pm – 9:00 pm
The Casual Pint (Asheville)

Whose your favorite girl group of all time? Spice Girls, Destiny’s Child, TLC? Maybe you like The Bangles, Go Go’s, or maybe the Supremes? Join us for a night of all Girl Group Music! Music Bingo prizes for all winners. Join us for drink & food specials and to jam to some great music! Cheers everyone!

https://www.facebook.com/events/457679608320145/

Mitch’s Totally Rad Trivia at The One Stop
Mar 28 @ 7:00 pm – 9:00 pm
The One Stop at Asheville Music Hall

Mitch’s Totally Rad Trivia is a team trivia played in 7 rounds over the course of 2 endlessly entertaining hours. The game covers everything pop culture and is always irreverent by nature. The game is not your average pub quiz as it explores everything from didgeridoo covers of pop songs to bad celebrity tattoos and everything in between. Ever wanted to identify animals by their gonads? Then this is the game for you! Mitch curates a one of a kind trivia smorgasbord of random, unusual, and hilarious subjects. This absurd trivia game is not about historical facts or sports stats, it is all about random movies, unforgettable ear-worms, and the hilariousness of growing up in the 80’s and 90’s. The game starts at 7pm in the cozy One Stop in downtown Asheville. Drink specials include $4 bourbon/$4 Washington Apple Shots and $5 White Russians, and food is available from MOJO Kitchen which offers 1/2 price nachos during the game! Best of all the winning team each week takes home a collection of Totally Rad Prizes including a $35 gift certificate to The One Stop/MOJO Kitchen.

https://www.facebook.com/events/2129604460458895/?event_time_id=2129604463792228

Pub Theology
Mar 28 @ 7:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Homeplace Beer Company

People have been gathering in pubs and public spaces for ages, talking about life, philosophy, faith, and deep questions of meaning. Increasingly, people all over are rediscovering the pub as a safe, open space where they can explore and express their own doubts and questions, learn from others, and engage people of varying religious traditions. In our increasingly fractured society, these spaces are not only welcome, but needed.

The format is simple: beer, conversation, and God. Come bring your questions, your curiosity, and pull up a chair. Be ready to engage with people of varying religious traditions, philosophical perspectives and life experiences. You’ll be able to share your own wrestlings and thoughts while learning something new along the way, and hey— there’s likely to be a good craft beer you haven’t tried yet!

Our pal Steve Elderbrock from First Presbyterian will moderate, and we hope to have other leaders from local faith-based institutions host this monthly gathering as we move forward!

https://www.facebook.com/events/607281516403597/

Trivia!
Mar 28 @ 7:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Salvage Station

Do you drink and know things? Come out for $3 drafts and show off your big brain box!

https://www.facebook.com/events/2275612219386852/?event_time_id=2275612269386847

Trivia Night
Mar 28 @ 7:15 pm – 9:15 pm
Mad Co. Brew House

Trivia Night at Mad Co. Brew House! Test your brain with a bi-monthly general-knowledge quiz with our host, Jim Thorsen. Bring your friends and play as a team! The more players participating, the greater the prize for the winning team at the end of the night.

The winning player or team will receive a gift certificate to Mad Co. Brew House in a dollar amount equivalent to the amount of individual players multiplied by 2.5 rounded to the next highest number ending in 5 or 0 (for example five players x 2.5 = 12.5 raised to $15).

https://www.facebook.com/events/2185340348196639/?event_time_id=2185340364863304

Arrested Development Trivia
Mar 28 @ 7:30 pm – 9:30 pm
Craft Centric Taproom & Bottle Shop

Test your Arrested Development know-how. Prizes for the winners and best team name!

https://www.facebook.com/events/341087226495874/

Beginner Pole Flow
Mar 28 @ 7:30 pm – 8:30 pm
Danceclub Asheville

Like pole tricks but LOVE choreography? Then this class is for you!
Beginner Pole Flow focuses on the dancing and movement aspect of pole. Get slow and sexy, and delve into the sensual side of pole to find your own personal style!

Whether you are new to pole, or have taken classes – all are welcome! We’re going to break down all those hip movements, body rolls and footwork using choreography each week so you can focus on getting in the groove!

Sign up here: https://clients.mindbodyonline.com/classic/ws?studioid=330572&stype=-104&sView=day&sLoc=0

https://www.facebook.com/events/1140808049435296/

City Dance
Mar 28 @ 7:30 pm
Landmark Hal

Beginner’s workshop lesson at 7:30 P.M., then 8-11 P.M. Contra Dance with Country Waltzing at the break and the final dance. This is a partner dance but it’s not necessary to come with a partner. We have different live bands and callers.

10 Years – Division 10th Anniversary Tour
Mar 28 @ 8:00 pm – 11:59 pm
The Orange Peel

10 Years
Performing “Division” in its entirety
plus Far-Less & To Whom it May
Show: 8pm
Doors: 7pm
$20 – $25
Ages 18+

Tickets & Info: www.theorangepeel.net/event/10-years/

This show has been postponed until March 28th!

Hey guys, Jesse here. Normally I’m not on social media which y’all know but yes it’s really me. I went to the ENT the other day and I suffered a ruptured eardrum back in the from birth to burial days and the injury never healed properly. They’re telling me I need a month off or it can result in permanent loss and/or a surgery which will put me down for nine weeks minimum. So, sadly to say we have to push back the division shows at the end of December. None are being canceled, just postponed & the new dates are below. If you have to get a refund due to the new date, they’re available at the point to purchase. Sorry for the inconvenience but I can’t really jeopardize my health or we don’t have 10 Years. See everyone shortly.

Thanks,

AP

https://www.facebook.com/events/258904088089927/

Piano Battle
Mar 28 @ 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Diana Wortham Theatre

Piano Battle — Thursday, March 28, 2019, 8:00 p.m.
The duel will be between Andreas Kern and Paul Cibis, armed with two grand pianos and raw talent. It’s up to the audience members to decide who emerges victorious. Thursday, March 28, 2019, 8:00 p.m. at Diana Wortham Theatre in downtown Asheville. Tickets: Regular $35; Student $30; Child $20; Student Rush Day-of-Show (with valid I.D.) $10. Box Office: 828-257-4530 or www.dwtheatre.com.

https://www.facebook.com/events/215987375760296/

RuPaul Drag Race :: Season 11 Viewing Party
Mar 28 @ 8:00 pm – 11:00 pm
Banks Ave.

Don’t miss our RuPaul Drag Race :: Season 11 – Viewing Party!

►►► NO COVER ◄◄◄

Who are YOU rooting for?!
*EVERY* Thursday at Banks Ave. we are having a viewing party and show hosted by Ginger Von Snap!

9pm airtime
10:30pm showtime

This week featuring Ginger Von Snap, DIVINE (Divinity Holeburn) & Ren Rum (Ren Stogner)!

All ages until 11pm! Must have parent if under 18, with ID’s.

#dragshow #RuPauldragrace #drinks #dance

https://www.facebook.com/events/267173264219860/

Worthwhile Sounds Presents: An Evening With Parker Millsap (solo)
Mar 28 @ 8:00 pm – 11:00 pm
Ambrose West

Worthwhile Sounds Presents: An Evening With Parker Millsap (solo)

WHEN: Thursday March 28th, 2019
WHERE: Ambrose West 312 Haywood Road Asheville, NC 28806
DOORS: 7pm
SHOW: 8pm
AGES: All Ages
SEATING: Seated Show
TICKETS: $15 ADV / $18 DOS / $20 VIP (Guaranteed 1st 3 Rows)

Parker Millsap

At 25 years of age, Oklahoma native Parker Millsap is quickly making a name for himself with his captivating live performances, soulful sound, and character-driven narratives. He’s had a string of highlights in recent years including his network television debut on CONAN, a performance with Elton John at the Apple Music Festival in London, an Austin City Limits taping and an Americana Music Association nomination for Album of the Year. He has also received praise from The New York Times, The Boston Globe, LA Times, Austin Chronicle and Rolling Stone to name a few.

He first picked up an acoustic guitar at nine, then plugged in and went electric after getting into Eric Clapton and Stevie Ray Vaughan, eventually starting a cover band with classmate, Michael Rose who still plays bass with him today. Over the years he recruited musicians Daniel Foulks (fiddle) and Andrew Bones (Drums) to join his band.

Parker’s first three full-length releases – 2012’s Palisade, 2014’s self-titled LP, and 2016’s The Very Last Day – showcased a primal mastery of acoustic folk rock, with their flourish for revelation and fiery dynamics, all recorded with extreme precision, purpose and efficiency.

Parker’s newest album, Other Arrangements, (released 5/4/18 via Thirty Tigers) finds him taking bold steps in new directions. Associated press says “Parker Millsap rocks harder than ever on his fourth album.” And Rolling Stone calls Other Arrangements Parker’s “tightest, sharpest and most infectious set of songs to date.”

“I wasn’t prepared for the wild, vast power of his voice and his remarkable charisma. This guy can yodel, he can sing a soul song for real, he can preach and he wiggles his leg like Elvis. A star in the making.”
– ANN POWERS, NPR

“Notably smart, sometimes acerbic, this charismatic new performer… rivets audiences with intense but smooth vocal whoops, cascades and pauses; emotional, blues-based slide guitar with punctuating harmonica; and a sharp, compact band. If he’s doing all this at 21, what will he sound like at 30?”
-WALLSTREET JOURNAL

“His voice has the depth of some of the best blues musicians with a gravelly range that forces you to pay attention, if not to just wonder how the slender, fresh-faced Millsap is doing what you’re watching. He’s got the boyish charms and the wild and dirty sound that comes from a life of hard living. It’s absolutely astounding.”
-TULSA WORLD

“Last night in Atlanta I saw one of the best concerts I have ever seen…It restored my faith in music.”
-SIR ELTON JOHN

https://www.facebook.com/events/235525874048120/

Avey Tare at The Mothlight w/ Sarah Louise
Mar 28 @ 9:00 pm – Mar 29 @ 12:00 am
The Mothlight

Avey Tare
w/ Sarah Louise
At The Mothlight
Thursday, March 28th
Doors 8pm
**Sold Out**

“1996. That was the year we bought the 8 track. A Tascam 48 half inch tape reel to reel with two dbx noise reducers and a fat grey remote made of thick plastic and metal. That’s how I learned to record with Brian Weitz. The machine, he, and I, taking smoke breaks outside of my bedroom. Tape heads soaked in drying alcohol. It all becomes one memory; recording, hanging out, driving around. The machine speaks a language and we observed and learned to speak it pretty well. There were many lawns to speak about. We’d have long conversations about the stretches of grass and daffodils. Other machines in the future watching every move. Back then there were large clusters of woods cut in sectors by black roads. There were two ways to leave the driveway. A person could stand at one of the entrances and call out to the other. She sees and beckons and the other runs in the snow along a neat row of trees to the other side. There are many entrances to music, this is just one.

Speakers of a car spit flurries of warm road dust. The scene is a half melted snowy canyon. Fences of large farms stacked in sevens are spaced seven lengths apart. Seven shadows laid across cold rock and grass. Someone is asleep in the back seat. Sun lighting them up. Black lines of fences on bright clay based vistas. We stopped every now and then gazing at impressive canyon crevice drop off. Eyes seeing reds and sun-dyed pinks and orange in clouds above other canyon pinnacles. Snow patches in the hills till you can’t see with eyes. The car moves forward farther than the eyes can see. Life is being left even faster. There are cows everywhere, like Lancaster. Cows way out in the distance far from the road. Patches of black and white blur on white carpet, coloring or blotting dreams formed under mossy roofs and spinning out chimneys across the earth. There are cows closer to the roads and in the cold streams. Brown crowds under the trees walking slow in the scene. We follow or leave them behind. America blinks and cows appear. They stand stunned. Disappearing little black eyes in the mirror. Brown coats and horns. It’s an intimate scene in the car. You’re behind the wheel. The Driver and the Navigator and the Music. The music moves out in the way it did years ago. Like when we sat on porches and at fires and on hilltops and climbed the pyramids. Way before I was born. A singular voice singing out at something way out there. Could have been the stars, could have been other people. Unnameable things. A voice made of many. The music is speaking about the movement of things and about you moving with them. The Driver bobs their head. The Navigator leans in to get deeper into the sounds of things. The sounds of spaces.

Buddy Holly and Waylon Jennings are telling a story of a dusty time on the road while waiting for the studio engineer in the mechanical room to say ‘go’. Buddy had been dead for years but it feels like it’s 1951, and a tape machine is about to snap forward into motion like a car underneath the rock church dripping clay caps (much slower than you can think). It’s capsizing us into a jangle of light guitar strum and hum of sweet tunings. Echoes on vocals sing of a room filled with music. A robot army looms on the other side of the mountains, well out of range of Buddy and Waylon’s farmhouse holler. Screaming at the wheel and crank. The voices mingle with the elements. The robots bounce off the neon blue vapor of the song’s vibrations. Blue ice surfers riding on perpetual ice foam. A frozen mist appears outside and all the lights have a blurry glow in the haze. A car playing the Harden Trio drives by. The Driver wonders if it’s all a hallucination.

In here you’ll find only the dreams that the music once sang of. It sings back through time and sings forward at us. To ease us in the crowded spaces. I’m on a stage singing out to a crowd of sweating faces. I don’t want to forget the pure spaces. Endless spaces. You leave them as soon as you enter. Drifting along in a space of beings. Bouncing on other lively things. The feelings. The things that never leave us. A full shiny pot empties spilling water into a snow shaped well. Water had to find its way into the ground again. To be walked on by horses. To be dug up by someone working for a family in the insurance business. To find a home. To have the means to do so. To leave it or see it fall. To remember a time when going home wasn’t as easy as pressing the video button on your phone. And there wasn’t a particular direction to leave home for, just distance untraveled.

On the T.V. there’s a tan spaghetti western film that glows in the corner of a den where previously we saw dreams rise and leave through wood-scented hearths. Morricone soundtrack blaring, but getting softer and softer as the old white car pulls out the long driveway to the canyon road. “Well how long do you think you’ll be gone?” “As far as it takes.” At work on Monday, the Robot Boss greets him bluntly: “You’re late for my cleaning.” Misses Saturdays. Misses the dirt. Misses the mud, the blue pink sunshine drop behind the canyon towers. Robot war blaring in the distance. Missed that drive. You should have been awake, robots don’t sleep. Presses Record.”

COWS ON HOURGLASS POND was recorded from January-March 2018 by Dave Portner at Laughing Gas to Tascam 48 half inch reel to reel tape machine. It was mixed by Adam McDaniel at drop of sun with Dave Portner mixing effects and moving some faders.

https://www.facebook.com/events/297990584196077/

Queering el dance floor
Mar 28 @ 9:00 pm – Mar 29 @ 2:00 am
Fleetwood's

A Night for queers and femmes to reclaim the dance floor.
Mostly Latin music from trap to hip hop and dancehall … but always dancy fancy shit you might not know you would fall for .

Shout out to @Karlinche a queer Chicanx bad ass artist based in New Orleans for the Art work on this flyer .

https://www.facebook.com/events/2166656196751571/

Late Night Music by Lil Meow Meow
Mar 28 @ 10:00 pm – Mar 29 @ 2:00 am
AUX Bar

Catch Lil Meow Meow Plays your favorite R&B and Rap jams every Thursday night! No cover. Party at Aux from 10pm-2am.

https://www.facebook.com/events/503021823559298/?event_time_id=503021853559295

Purple at The One Stop
Mar 28 @ 10:00 pm – Mar 29 @ 1:00 am
The One Stop at Asheville Music Hall

Genre: Funk/Soul
Cover: $5 Suggested Donations @ Door
Show: 10PM
Ages: 21+

Purple returns to the one stop on Thurs, 3.28 bringing their instrumental genre-spanning sound! Alex Taub joins us on keys! Tunes from…..The Beatles, Gorillaz, Santigold, John Coltrane, Freddie Hubbard, Thundercat, Leon Bridges, John Scofield, Stevie Wonder, etc. 10pm showtime

https://www.facebook.com/events/600832703676961/

Friday, March 29, 2019
Looking for 12 Women to Join Our 14-Day Free Trial
Mar 29 @ 8:00 am – 6:45 pm
Jazzercise South Asheville Fitness Center

Start your no-obligation free 14 day trial any day of the week (see our class schedule link below). 12 women ages 35 to 55 are invited to be part of an exclusive FREE trial of dance fitness classes at Jazzercise South Asheville Fitness Studio. Take at least 5 classes within 14 days, then offer honest feedback via survey. When complete, you will receive a $50 credit towards registration (making the JF $0 for you!).

Check out the BEFORE & AFTER photos of real results from Jazzercise! Space is limited! To be a part of the trial group, please direct message us with the class day and time you would like to begin. For a complete class schedule, visit: https://jcls.jazzercise.com/facility/jazzercise-south-asheville-fitness-center

*Must begin your trial no later than April 15. Available to new clients only. Message us while spots are still available! Please arrive 15 minutes before your 1st class and bring a clean-bottomed pair of athletic shoes you can change into for class (dirt, sand, and tiny rocks will scratch our new studio floors).

https://www.facebook.com/events/2294581184153215/?event_time_id=2294581220819878

Shades of Spring Photo Contest
Mar 29 @ 8:30 am – 7:00 pm
Chimney Rock at Chimney Rock State Park

Wildflowers springing from the ground are a sign that spring and warmer weather are right around the corner. Capture photos of your family and friends enjoying the Park and enter them into our Shades of Spring Photo Contest for a chance to win fabulous prizes. We’ll use the winning entries on our website and Facebook album, and you’ll win some fun prizes. Photos must be taken within the Chimney Rock section of the Park.

Cost: No additional cost to enter.

https://www.facebook.com/events/513276815831866/?event_time_id=513276845831863

Qi Revolution
Mar 29 @ 9:00 am – 12:00 pm
U.S. Cellular Center

Qi Revolution is a 3 day event designed to help unlock your healing power and create your best life. Teachings give you ENERGY using the most effective Breathing Techniques, Qigong and Food-Healing Science. Wellness is our birthright and we are passionate to reveal what works. Since 2005, we have traveled nationwide teaching Qi Revolution to 1000’s of people with attendees saying the value of our seminar is beyond words. We believe in the healing power of Qigong and invite you to be your best. Register early. Seating is limited at most venues. Open to the Public.

https://www.facebook.com/events/261369648079051/?event_time_id=261369658079050