AVL Beer Week: Don’t Tell Comedy- Noble Cider Downtown

May 27 @ 7:00 pm – 9:00 pm

Noble Cider Downtown

You’ve found Comedy’s Worst Kept Secret.

SHOW DETAILS

This show will be at an indoor location
At this show you can buy drinks at the venue and bring outside food and buy snacks at the venue.
This show will have chairs provided
This show is wheelchair accessible

SECRET COMEDIANS.

All comedians remain unknown until they take the stage. Every lineup is carefully curated to include the very best local and nationally touring talent. You may discover your next favorite comedian or see a familiar face. You’ll never know who might show up!

SECRET LOCATIONS.

From historic mansions to candy stores, rooftops to rock climbing gyms, we transform just about any environment into a unique setting for live stand-up comedy. The precise location, and other show details, are sent to you at 8:00 AM on May 27, 2023. You can also reveal the show details at our website. This show will be happening at an undisclosed Indoor location in Downtown, Asheville.

UNIQUE LIVE EXPERIENCE.

Our shows are run by a local team of comedy lovers, and comedians who are passionate about creating a fun and relaxed environment for experiencing live comedy. There are no two-drink minimums and each show is completely unique. We thrive on good vibes and welcome you to be a part of the DTC community.

Categories: Comedy Food & Drink

LAZOOM Tours: GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

May 27 @ 7:00 pm

LaZoom Room

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Grab a local beer, crucifix and a rubber chicken* —You might survive this hour long hilarious haunted ghost tour of Asheville.

Guided comedy bus tour of Haunted Asheville
60 minutes; tours run nightly after dark
$33 per person (Ages 17+ only)
Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue

*Legal Note: Crucifix not required to board the bus; we do not condone exorcisms, chickens, rubber, or any combination of the three.

Categories: Comedy Tours

Sunday, May 28, 2023

LAZOOM: CITY COMEDY TOUR

May 28 @ 10:00 am

LaZoom Room

Learn Asheville’s history, discover hidden gems, and laugh at LaZoom’s quirky sense of adventure.

Guided comedy tour bus of historical Asheville
90-Minutes – tours run daily
15-minute break at Green Man Brewing
$39 per person (ages 13+ only)

Categories: Comedy Tours

Comedy at Catawba: Andie Main

May 28 @ 6:00 pm

Catawba Brewing Company - South Slope

Andie Main is a comedian born and raised in Portland, OR. That got to be annoying, so in 2019 she moved to Denver and got off to a running start right before the world crumbled. The best timing of her entire life was releasing and touring for her album, released by Blonde Medicine Records, titled Magpie, in January of 2020, which went to #1 on iTunes. The second best timing of her entire life was going sober in September of 2021, which has given her a bullshit-free mindset, moments of pure joy, and intermittent existential despair.

Andie is known for her brash, acerbic, political, and sexual style of comedy, as she tours the country with international sensation Mr. Dave Hill, and as a headliner in her own right.

ages 18+

doors at 6pm, show at 6:30pm

Categories: Comedy

Slice of Life Comedy Open Mic + Feature Comedy at Asheville Pizza

May 28 @ 6:30 pm

Asheville Pizza & Brewing Co

We have another great standup comedy show coming up at Asheville Pizza and Brewing Company on Sunday May 28, 6:30 pm. Show is 18+. An always crazy fun comedy open mic with the area’s best comics (performing comics get free pizza & entry)!!
Come get delicious food & drinks while laughing the night away! Contact [email protected] for more information!
Hosted by Morgan Bost. Morgan is an Asheville based comic capturing the playful and often painful parallels between adolescence and “almost-adulthood.” Vibrant yet vulnerable; her high-energy storytelling is influenced by her background as an improviser. She co-hosts a weekly comedy open mic called “The Hot Seat,” and writes a monthly humor column, “Best Medicine with Morgan Bost,” for the Mountain Xpress. She’s opened for Rob Delaney, Beth Stelling, and has appeared in several breweries and discount grocery stores across Western North Carolina.
Tickets at:
https://www.ashevillebrewing.com/movies/

Categories: Comedy Featured Food & Drink Nightlife Other Theatre

LAZOOM Tours: GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

May 28 @ 7:00 pm

LaZoom Room

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Grab a local beer, crucifix and a rubber chicken* —You might survive this hour long hilarious haunted ghost tour of Asheville.

Guided comedy bus tour of Haunted Asheville
60 minutes; tours run nightly after dark
$33 per person (Ages 17+ only)
Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue

*Legal Note: Crucifix not required to board the bus; we do not condone exorcisms, chickens, rubber, or any combination of the three.

Categories: Comedy Tours

Monday, May 29, 2023

LAZOOM: CITY COMEDY TOUR

May 29 @ 10:00 am

LaZoom Room

Learn Asheville’s history, discover hidden gems, and laugh at LaZoom’s quirky sense of adventure.

Guided comedy tour bus of historical Asheville
90-Minutes – tours run daily
15-minute break at Green Man Brewing
$39 per person (ages 13+ only)

Categories: Comedy Tours

LAZOOM Tours: GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

May 29 @ 7:00 pm

LaZoom Room

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Grab a local beer, crucifix and a rubber chicken* —You might survive this hour long hilarious haunted ghost tour of Asheville.

Guided comedy bus tour of Haunted Asheville
60 minutes; tours run nightly after dark
$33 per person (Ages 17+ only)
Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue

*Legal Note: Crucifix not required to board the bus; we do not condone exorcisms, chickens, rubber, or any combination of the three.

Categories: Comedy Tours

Tuesday, May 30, 2023

LAZOOM: CITY COMEDY TOUR

May 30 @ 10:00 am

LaZoom Room

Learn Asheville’s history, discover hidden gems, and laugh at LaZoom’s quirky sense of adventure.

Guided comedy tour bus of historical Asheville
90-Minutes – tours run daily
15-minute break at Green Man Brewing
$39 per person (ages 13+ only)

Categories: Comedy Tours

LAZOOM Tours: GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

May 30 @ 7:00 pm

LaZoom Room

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Grab a local beer, crucifix and a rubber chicken* —You might survive this hour long hilarious haunted ghost tour of Asheville.

Guided comedy bus tour of Haunted Asheville
60 minutes; tours run nightly after dark
$33 per person (Ages 17+ only)
Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue

*Legal Note: Crucifix not required to board the bus; we do not condone exorcisms, chickens, rubber, or any combination of the three.

Categories: Comedy Tours

Romance Book Club

May 30 @ 7:00 pm

online w/ Malaprop's Bookstore

The Romance Book Club is a space to celebrate love in literature. Whether it’s set in early 1800s London, a distant planet years into the future, a fantasy world of magic, or our own contemporary universe, we are here for the stories that end with a happily-ever-after (or at least a happily-for-now). Meetings will take place the last Tuesday of each month at 7 p.m. via Zoom. Please email Samantha at [email protected] for the link to join.

The club will meet virtually for now.

Meetings will take place at 7:00 PM ET on the last Tuesday of each month via Zoom. Please visit the Romance Bookclub page for the monthly selection, and email Samantha at [email protected] for the link to join.

Categories: Bookclubs

Wednesday, May 31, 2023

LAZOOM: CITY COMEDY TOUR

May 31 @ 10:00 am

LaZoom Room

Learn Asheville’s history, discover hidden gems, and laugh at LaZoom’s quirky sense of adventure.

Guided comedy tour bus of historical Asheville
90-Minutes – tours run daily
15-minute break at Green Man Brewing
$39 per person (ages 13+ only)

Categories: Comedy Tours

Read to Puptart!

May 31 @ 4:00 pm – 5:00 pm

Enka-Candler Library

Puptart is a tail wagging robot dog who sits and stays, pants when listening, and responds to someone talking to and petting it. It will not jump up or run away, plus it’s fur free, so no sneezes and runny noses coming your way!

Every Wednesday afternoon, Puptart will be available for reading practice in the children’s picture book room. Help establish a joy of reading and develop early literacy skills. Sign up at the front desk, pick a book and practice reading for up to 15 minutes.

Categories: Bookclubs

Author event with Marie Bostwick

May 31 @ 5:00 pm

Lake Lure Inn

Author event with Marie Bostwick: 5 p.m., Lake Lure Inn, US 64, Lake Lure. $30 includes book discussion of ‘Esme Cahill Fails Spectacularly’ and meal. Call 828-287-6392 or mail check to Friends of the Mountains Branch Library, 150 Bill’s Creek Road, Lake Lue, NC 28746.

Categories: Bookclubs

Foodie Book Club

May 31 @ 7:00 pm

online

Foodie Book Club

A book club for home cooks, foodies, industry folks, and anyone in-between. We will be focusing on all sorts of food writing. Somethemes will be (but not limited to): food critics, chef memoirs, wine, food history, and food politics.

The Foodie group meets virtually on the last Wednesday of every month at 7 p.m. (EST), beginning in June 2022. Please email [email protected] for the Zoom meeting info.

Categories: Bookclubs

LAZOOM Tours: GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

May 31 @ 7:00 pm

LaZoom Room

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Grab a local beer, crucifix and a rubber chicken* —You might survive this hour long hilarious haunted ghost tour of Asheville.

Guided comedy bus tour of Haunted Asheville
60 minutes; tours run nightly after dark
$33 per person (Ages 17+ only)
Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue

*Legal Note: Crucifix not required to board the bus; we do not condone exorcisms, chickens, rubber, or any combination of the three.

Categories: Comedy Tours

Thursday, June 1, 2023

LAZOOM: CITY COMEDY TOUR

Jun 1 @ 10:00 am

LaZoom Room

Learn Asheville’s history, discover hidden gems, and laugh at LaZoom’s quirky sense of adventure.

Guided comedy tour bus of historical Asheville
90-Minutes – tours run daily
15-minute break at Green Man Brewing
$39 per person (ages 13+ only)

Categories: Comedy Tours

Crime and Politics Book Club

Jun 1 @ 4:00 pm

Malaprop's Bookstore

Crime and Politics Book Club

Crime and Politics is a book club for people who want to explore the overlap between true crime and public affairs. We will explore scandals, malfeasance, murder, corruption, and cover-ups. We will alternate months, beginning with a work of true crime, then a book on politics or public affairs. Crime, from the most personal to the global, is the theme. We meet the first Thursday of the month at 4 p.m. Contact [email protected].

Join host and Malaprop’s Bookseller Patricia Furnish to discuss a range of books across true crime and public affairs. The club meets in Asheville and offsite, usually at a restaurant, on the first Thursday of the month at 4 p.m. Please email [email protected] for info and instructions to attend. See the list of upcoming dates above and click here to learn more about the club, view important news, and find the pick for this month!

Categories: Bookclubs

LAZOOM Tours: GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Jun 1 @ 7:00 pm

LaZoom Room

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Grab a local beer, crucifix and a rubber chicken* —You might survive this hour long hilarious haunted ghost tour of Asheville.

Guided comedy bus tour of Haunted Asheville
60 minutes; tours run nightly after dark
$33 per person (Ages 17+ only)
Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue

*Legal Note: Crucifix not required to board the bus; we do not condone exorcisms, chickens, rubber, or any combination of the three.

Categories: Comedy Tours

SCOTT SEISS

Jun 1 @ 8:00 pm

The Orange Peel

Ages 18+

FULLY SEATED SHOW

Originally from Baltimore, Scott Seiss has racked up hundreds of millions of views across TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter with his “Angry Retail Guy” videos. He’s headlined comedy clubs across the country and, notably, has opened for Patton Oswalt, Joe Gatto, Roy Wood Jr., and Josh Wolf. He was also recently cast in the upcoming Universal feature film Cocaine Bear directed by Elizabeth Banks. With a sharp, silly, and energetic sense of humor, Scott combines everyday observational comedy with a lot of yelling about how men should sit down to pee, and, of course, customer service.

Categories: Comedy

Friday, June 2, 2023

LAZOOM: CITY COMEDY TOUR

Jun 2 @ 10:00 am

LaZoom Room

Learn Asheville’s history, discover hidden gems, and laugh at LaZoom’s quirky sense of adventure.

Guided comedy tour bus of historical Asheville
90-Minutes – tours run daily
15-minute break at Green Man Brewing
$39 per person (ages 13+ only)

Categories: Comedy Tours

Comedy at Catawba: Charlie Vergos

Jun 2 @ 7:00 pm – 9:00 pm

Catawba Brewing Company - South Slope

Every Sunday evening Modelface Comedy brings you the best comedians from all over the country

Having grown up working in his folks’ Memphis BBQ restaurant, Charlie Vergos is 100% Southern on the surface, but his erratic attention span, piano playing and wandering years spent in the comedy scenes of Memphis, New Orleans, Cape Town, Chicago, Brooklyn, and now post-pandemic Memphis have developed his act into a colorful rambling far more vibrant than a simple regional cartoon.

Since starting stand-up in 2009, Charlie has worked at The Onion, performed in clubs all over the country and several comedy festivals, including the Limestone Comedy Festival, Laughing Skull, 10,000 Laughs, and a full run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2022, among several others. His debut album, Barbecue Rich, debuted at #1 on Apple Music in June 2020.

Featuring TBA

ages 18+

doors at 6:30pm, show at 7pm

Categories: Comedy Food & Drink

LAZOOM Tours: GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Jun 2 @ 7:00 pm

LaZoom Room

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Grab a local beer, crucifix and a rubber chicken* —You might survive this hour long hilarious haunted ghost tour of Asheville.

Guided comedy bus tour of Haunted Asheville
60 minutes; tours run nightly after dark
$33 per person (Ages 17+ only)
Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue

*Legal Note: Crucifix not required to board the bus; we do not condone exorcisms, chickens, rubber, or any combination of the three.

Categories: Comedy Tours

Chaotic Comedy at GiGi’s Underground

Jun 2 @ 10:00 pm – 11:30 pm

GiGi's Underground

Chaotic Comedy is a night of Improv, Sketch, Magic and Stand Up Comedy all in one show!!! Anything can happen

Lineup: Marlene Thompson, Joe Carroll, Christian Lee and more!!!

ages 21+ (must have ID with you)

Categories: Comedy

Saturday, June 3, 2023

LAZOOM: CITY COMEDY TOUR

Jun 3 @ 10:00 am

LaZoom Room

Learn Asheville’s history, discover hidden gems, and laugh at LaZoom’s quirky sense of adventure.

Guided comedy tour bus of historical Asheville
90-Minutes – tours run daily
15-minute break at Green Man Brewing
$39 per person (ages 13+ only)

Categories: Comedy Tours

LAZOOM Tours: Kids’ Comedy Tour

Jun 3 @ 11:00 am

LaZoom Room

Kids’ Comedy Tour: Wildly funny, this educational and entertaining tour features the perfect blend of Asheville’s history and kid-centric comedy. Geared specifically toward the 5–12 year old crowd, you’ll explore the town with our famously outlandish tour guides leading the way.

Perfect for birthday parties
Makes for memorable school field trips
Tickets are $27 per person
Beverages available for purchase at the LaZoom Room
Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue

Categories: Comedy Family Fun Tours

LAZOOM Tours: GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Jun 3 @ 7:00 pm

LaZoom Room

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Grab a local beer, crucifix and a rubber chicken* —You might survive this hour long hilarious haunted ghost tour of Asheville.

Guided comedy bus tour of Haunted Asheville
60 minutes; tours run nightly after dark
$33 per person (Ages 17+ only)
Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue

*Legal Note: Crucifix not required to board the bus; we do not condone exorcisms, chickens, rubber, or any combination of the three.

Categories: Comedy Tours

Reasonably Priced Babies Improv Show

Jun 3 @ 7:00 pm

Black Mountain Center for the Arts

RPB is a formidable improv comedy group consisting of Tom Chalmers, Mondy Carter, Karen Stobbe, Kim Richardson and Josh Batenhorst.

This is how it works: RPBs will ask the audience for suggestions and then they make that come to technicolor life. Get ready to be a part of the experience because this show will push the envelope of ridiculous fun.

Tickets are $15. Doors open at 6:30pm and seating is first come first served. Online ticket sales end an hour before the performance time, but there may still be tickets available for purchase at the door. Call BMCA for availability at 828.669.0930.

Categories: Comedy

Sunday, June 4, 2023

LAZOOM: CITY COMEDY TOUR

Jun 4 @ 10:00 am

LaZoom Room

Learn Asheville’s history, discover hidden gems, and laugh at LaZoom’s quirky sense of adventure.

Guided comedy tour bus of historical Asheville
90-Minutes – tours run daily
15-minute break at Green Man Brewing
$39 per person (ages 13+ only)

Categories: Comedy Tours

LAZOOM Tours: GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Jun 4 @ 7:00 pm

LaZoom Room

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Grab a local beer, crucifix and a rubber chicken* —You might survive this hour long hilarious haunted ghost tour of Asheville.

Guided comedy bus tour of Haunted Asheville
60 minutes; tours run nightly after dark
$33 per person (Ages 17+ only)
Departs from 76 Biltmore Avenue

*Legal Note: Crucifix not required to board the bus; we do not condone exorcisms, chickens, rubber, or any combination of the three.

Categories: Comedy Tours

Calendar of Events

SHOW DETAILS

SECRET COMEDIANS.

SECRET LOCATIONS.

UNIQUE LIVE EXPERIENCE.

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Foodie Book Club

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

Crime and Politics Book Club

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR

GHOST COMEDY BUS TOUR